The Wait’s Over: Constitution Yards Returns

Rise and shine, 302—a “jiffy” is an actual unit of time. It’s about one one-hundredth of a second. So next time you say “back in a jiffy,” you’re technically running late.

Your 302 Rundown:

• Constitution Yards: New Location, Same Fun

• Delaware Cracks Down on Seatbelts

• UD Bathrooms, Brutally Reviewed

• Delaware Gas Dips Below $3

Let’s get to it

NEWS YOU CAN USE

🍹 Constitution Yards is back — and in a new spot

Riverfront’s backyard bar has a new address! Constitution Yards has officially relocated and is gearing up for summer fun, with local band Side Hustle hitting the stage this Friday.

They haven’t dropped an official opening date, but if there’s live music on the calendar, we’re taking that as a green light. Expect all your favorites: lawn games, ice-cold drinks, and now: axe throwing. Yes, really. Plus, there’s even more room to spread out with a bigger beer garden and field space.

New location, same unbeatable summer vibe. Let’s call Friday the unofficial start of the season.

🚽 Pee-UD 2.0 is flushing out the truth

UD student Jeni Nance is back with Pee-UD 2.0: Bar Edition, and it’s exactly what it sounds like — a review of Main Street bar bathrooms, from bad to downright terrifying. Deer Park? Falling apart. Klondike Kate’s? One word: puke. Grotto’s? Tiny, gross, and leaking.

But hey, not all hope is lost. Hyatt Place is clean and classy (for $8 drinks, it better be), and Home Grown’s single-stall is decent — just remember to lock the door.

It’s funny, honest, and weirdly useful. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll definitely pack hand sanitizer.

⛽ Gas under $3? We’ll take it!

For the first time in a while, Delaware’s average gas price just dipped below $3 — clocking in at $2.99 statewide, and as low as $2.76 at Costco and BJ’s in New Castle County.

Kent and Sussex are still a bit higher, but it’s good news for road-trippers heading into Memorial Day weekend. Blame (or thank) lower crude oil prices and some healthy competition from nearby states.

Fuel up and save those extra bucks for beach fries.

IN BUSINESS

🧵 Joann Fabric is out — here’s where to get your glitter fix

Delaware’s two Joann Fabrics are officially closed, and while the Christiana and Dover spots sit empty for now, Michael’s and Hobby Lobby are rolling out the welcome mat for orphaned crafters. Michael’s even has a banner saying, “Welcome Joann Customers!” and Hobby Lobby is opening a new Middletown location on June 2.

But here’s the silver lining — local fabric and craft shops finally get their moment. Stores like The Fabric Outlet in Glasgow and Sew What in Milltown might be your new go-to.

Less big box, more local charm. And honestly? We’re into it.

GOVERNMENT AFFAIRS

🚓 Buckle up, Delaware — or pay up

The Delaware Office of Highway Safety is rolling out its annual Click It or Ticket campaign from May 19 through June 8. That means more patrols and zero tolerance for unbuckled drivers and passengers — day or night. Even though Delaware boasts a 92% seat belt usage rate, a staggering 58% of Delaware traffic fatalities last year involved unrestrained individuals.

This initiative isn't just about avoiding fines; it's about saving lives. So, before you hit the road for Memorial Day weekend, make sure everyone in your vehicle is properly buckled up. It's a simple step that can make a big difference.

🚴 Newark Bicycle Plan Public Workshop – May 22

Help shape the future of biking in Newark!

🗓️ When: Thursday, May 22, 4:30–7:00 p.m. (Open House style)
📍 Where: Newark Municipal Building

Join the City of Newark, BikeNewark, and WILMAPCO for a community workshop designed to foster a more connected and sustainable city. This event is an opportunity for residents to engage directly with organizers on topics such as:

• Priority and safety improvements

• Land use planning for active transportation

• Transportation equity

• Bike rack installations

• Bicycling’s role in sustainability

Your input is crucial to create a more connected and bike-friendly Newark.

🔗 More info: www.wilmapco.org/bikenewark

FORECAST AT A GLANCE

Tuesday
71 🌡️ 53 | ⛅ | 1% | 💨 NNW 10 mph (9 knots)

Wednesday
56 🌡️ 49 | 🌧️ | 72% | 💨 E 14 mph (12 knots)

💧🌡️ Water temperature = 60.6ºF
Temperature readings taken from the Atlantic Ocean in Rehoboth Beach.

WEEKNIGHT SOCIAL

Tuesday

• Bar XIII | Dirty Sexy Bingo | 9:00 PM

• Chancery Market | Jeopardy Bar League | 6—8 PM

• Cork & Barrel | Music Bingo | 8—11 PM

• Cork and Barrel | Music Bingo | 7—9 PM

• Grain H2O | Trivia w/ Matt | 7—9 PM

• Grain on Main | Trivia w/ Rylie | 6—8 PM

• Trolley Tap House | Music Video Bingo | 7—9 PM

Wednesday

• Bellefonte Brewing Company | Dungeons and Drafts | 7—10 PM

• Bellefonte Brewing Company | General Knowledge Quizzo | 7—9 PM

• Chancery Market | Quizzo with Mack | 6—8 PM

• Christiana Pub | Music Bingo | 7—9 PM

• Finnegan’s Pub | Music Bingo with Gina B! | 7—8 PM

• Grain KSQ | Classic Bingo w/ Madison | 7—9 PM

• Homebase | Video Bingo | 8 PM

• Kelly’s Logan House | Drag Bingo | 7—9 PM

• McGlynns People's Plaza | Music Bingo | 8:30—10:30 PM

• McGlynns Pike Creek | Music Bingo | 8:30—10:30 PM

• Trolley Tap House | Geeks Who Drink Quiz | 8—10 PM

• Twisted Irons Craft Brewing | Music Video Bingo | 7:00 PM

• Wilmington Brew Works | Small Batch Trivia w/ Geeks Who Drink | 7—9 PM

LIVE MUSIC

Tuesday

• Chancery Market | Karaoke - DJ Ski | 6—8 PM

• Chesapeake Inn | Howsmyhat | 6—9 PM

• Christiana Pub | Karaoke Night | 8 PM—12 AM

• Deer Park Tavern | Them Apples | 10:00 PM

• Saint Georges Country Store | Garry Cogdell & His Hooligans | 6—9 PM

• Twisted Irons Craft Brewing | Open Mic | 6 PM

Wednesday

• Chesapeake Inn | Conley & Watson | 6—9 PM

• Deer Park Tavern | DJ Amaze | 8:00 PM

• Homebase | Karaoke w/ American Idol Jenni Schick | 8:30—11:30 PM

• Kid Shelleen’s Branmar Plaza | Ted Stewart | 6—8 PM

• Klondike Kate’s | Elektra Ryan | 9—11 PM

• Saint Georges Country Store | Jerry DiAngelo | 6—9 PM

• The Reef Seafood & Steak | 4w5 Blues Jam | 7:00 PM

APPRECIATE YA!

Appreciate you sticking around — now go share this before your coffee wears off.

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